Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Shayari

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,

Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Dhoka mila jab pyar main..

Funny Shayari

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,

Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,

Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. 

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi

Funny Shayari

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,

K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…

Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,

Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…  

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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

Funny Shayari

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?

Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?

Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kyu usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?

Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,

Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.

Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?

Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.

Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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